Pastor Gas Starring Robert Tilton Televangelist

Submitted by SHABDA - Preceptor on Fri, 2018-01-19 13:54

The Farting Preacher

Member Content Rating:

Your rating: None Average: 5 (1 vote)

Log in or register to post comments
1137 reads

MISSION

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness...

The Light Force Network is an enlightened Universal All Path esoteric non-political social environment open to ALL whose quest is evolution of Self through learning, teaching and sharing metaphysical concepts and philosophies. We are a community of Souls seeking higher knowledge through understanding of the world, the universe and most importantly one another. Metaphysics adds a level of conceptual rigor and clarity that can only improve the steadfastness of our knowledge: it is not here to compete with or replace any other fields, it is here as a necessary supplement to them in our quest for truth about reality. All roads are traveled from the philosophies to the arcane to the occult. We learn infallibility is absurd because Universal Knowledge is endless and the evolution of Self is perpetually thirsty for that knowing. Conscious awareness grows and is applied. Freedom of expression is honored here. Opinions expressed by authors in written content are not advocated for good or ill. That lies in the path of personal discernment.

Light the candle.

Explore the mysteries.

Write your own script.

INITIATES (21877)

LFN DAILIES

~TODAY'S RUNEMAL~

COLLECTIVE READING

The Runes constitute one of the most ancient forms and means of divination. Used in concert with the daily nature of the Moon, the Ancients discovered the perfect guide for personal conduct and timely action.

-APRIL 24, 2024-

RAIDO

KEYWORDS: ATTUNEMENT, UNION, JOURNEY

Virtues: Clear Conveyance and Direction

DAILY THEME: RAIDO is known as the Rune of COMMUNICATION. You are your own teacher. You literally commune with yourself. That's called introspection. What will you find on your journey of self-healing and self-change? Regulate any excesses in your life and stand apart from like-minded others because strength in numbers doesn't apply here. Stop trying to make things happen. As obstructions give way naturally the remorse attached to doing so will vanish. Raido speaks to us of the ending of a journey. Whether it is the journey within or a physical journey you embarked on, you now can see the value in your efforts. Raido reminds us that the path we walk in life is a journey of the body, a journey of the mind, and a journey of the soul. Each (body, mind or soul) may respond to stimuli differently, but they are all separate aspects of the entirety of the self. The body provides the stimulus for the mind. The soul directs the mind to a higher course. The mind incorporates the stimulus of the body and the directives of the soul to create the journey of life. Be patient. Good things come to those who wait.

Today, crystal practitioners and advocates should work with Chrysoprase (Clear communication and courage through fluent speech and mental dexterity).

LUNAR RIGHT ACTION ASPECTS: Balance your agression and creative impulses with common sense. Breaks with certain aspects of your life will bring breakthroughs. Be receptive and honorable.

"A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still."

CONTEMPLATION STATION
With Kahlil Gibran

MESSAGE FOR SPRING

And a man said, Speak to us of Self-Knowledge.

And he answered, saying:

Your hearts know in silence the secrets of the days and the nights.

But your ears thirst for the sound of your heart’s knowledge.

You would know in words that which you have always known in thought.

You would touch with your fingers the naked body of your dreams.

And it is well you should.

The hidden wellspring of your soul must needs rise and run murmuring to the sea;

And the treasure of your infinite depths would be revealed to your eyes.

But let there be no scales to weigh your unknown treasure;

And seek not the depths of your knowledge with staff or sounding line.

For self is a sea boundless and measureless.

Say not, “I have found the truth,” but rather, “I have found a truth.”

Say not, “I have found the path of the soul.” Say rather, “I have met the soul walking upon my path.”

For the soul walks upon all paths.

The soul walks not upon a line, neither does it grow like a reed.

The soul unfolds itself, like a lotus of countless petals.

~ THE PROPHET ~

A Message About Reincarnation

FROST TO FIRE

Inspired by dreams divine

Beyond the tracks of time

Song and rhyme to feed your starving ears

In faith I heed the call

Yet so uninvolved

Questions unresolved, too deep and high

From frost to fire

I'll leave, your desire at the door

No more

Lives to wait

In time, I'll lose all designs

And nothing left undone

Never again

To "speak in tongues"

And if you've lost sight of sacred ground

The key may still be found

In your heart

If you've the strength to look there

From frost to fire

I'll leave your desire at the door

No more

Lives to wait

In time, I'll lose all designs

And nothing left undone

Never again

To "speak in tongues"

To see with sight of closed eyes

The visions of the wise

Can come as no surprise

The trumpet sounds...

This candle has been lit for all those anywhere in the world who are suffering physically, mentally, emotionally and spiritually. May the Light find you, illuminate you and heal you.

To read the latest issue of DISCERNING MINDS METAPHYSICAL QUARTERLY and to view LFN VIDEOS, visit the Media Page:

E-Zine Link: https://www.lightforcenetwork.com/sites/default/files/Discerning%20Minds%20vol.%2028.pdf

Media Page: https://www.lightforcenetwork.com/media

THANK YOU! ... To our evergrowing LFN community for their interest and support. Special gratitude to our E-Zine Staff, writers, artists, poets and proficients for sharing their expertise and knowledge! Also an extended thanks to non-members who have stopped by just to read! You are ALL appreciated.

We are proud to be a part of the Educational Community at large. College and Higher Learning students using LFN material for thesis and theme papers should rememeber to cite properly according to their particular course requirements.

___________

BEST PLACE ON THE NET FOR A MODERN APPROACH TO METAPHYSICS AND PHILSOPHICS!

There is so much more to see by joining!

If you love to connect with like-minded others and convey your thoughts, ask a few questions or even share a few laughs, check out our iFly chatrooms with active members and proficients!

Any visitor can become a member by filling out a registration application. Click on CREATE ACCOUNT in the upper right sidebar of the Homepage. Applying is fast and simple and there is no interrogation. There is no membership fee and donations are never required or requested.

When applying for a membership account, please allow 24-96 hours for the process to complete. Make sure you follow the outline on the application form. Any BOGUS applications are removed and the IP and email address are reported to anti-spam agenices where they are kept on file.

___________

LFN IS YOUR ESOTERIC KNOWLEDGE GUIDING LIGHT

Love to read? Need to research? The Athenaeum, our Resource and Academia Center is always accepting "access requests" from members. You cannot enter the Athenaeum without authorized access. To obtain access simply click on THE ATHENAEUM in the right sidebar on our Homepage. Fill out a request and wait for your approval which will be sent to you via email. If you happen to be in chat, you can also private message LOGOS - Overseer or INDIA - Exec. Admin. for access while you are here.This is a perpetually growing resource center with new material being added all the time. There are numerous categories from which to choose and requests for particular materials are also accepted! Apply now!

Feel free to let us know about any subjects you would like to see presented on LFN or added to our RESOURCE/ACADEMIA CENTER. Contact ANTARA - Manager with an online message or contact her in chat.

Site Proficients, Shamans, Community leaders and Member Specialists who are willing to lend their expertise and assistance to other members who request it can be found on the COUNCIL PAGE. https://lightforcenetwork.com/staff-rules-and-community This list is ever-growing!

CHECK OUT ALL OUR GROUPS AND UNLOCK MORE KNOWLEDGE! http://www.lightforcenetwork.com/group-list

Sign up for our YOUTUBE CHANNEL! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIA3IgKgJTapWuDoDmHxSZA

*BLOGS*

Check out our member only content rating system.

Vote 1-5 flames for your fave blog or forum.

All original member writings and permissible shared articles are clearly demarcated.

Visit https://www.lightforcenetwork.com/blog for All Blogs OR visit the Homepage.

IS THERE REALLY A DEMON IN THE WHITE HOUSE? posted by Damos Kniat

HOW UNSUSPECTED METAPHYSICAL ASUMPTIONS CONTROL US posted by Jaded Philosopher

~TOP THREE~

CONSPIRACY posted by Mad Max

LIVE YOUR TRUTH posted by Yogiji

SHADES AND SHELLS posted by Paranorman

*POPULAR ARCHIVED BLOGS*

TRANSCENDENCE THROUGH INTUITIVE THINKING posted by Gestalt

ALLIGNING WITH SOURCE: UNLOCKING HIDDEN MEANINGS OF "WORSHIP" IN ANCIENT HEBREW, GREEK, AND ENGLISH posted by Holyman Preter

WHAT REALLY HAPPENED AT HANGING ROCK? written by Logos

WAS ANCIENT INDIA THE SOURCE OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN CIVILIZATION? posted by Henry

IS IT POSSIBLE TO RETAIN 100% MEMORY AFTER REINCARNATION posted by Creed

COMMUNE WITH YOUR ANCESTORS posted by Solstice

THE "RIDGES" posted by Olivia

HAVE WE CHOSEN SATANIC MASTERS TO RUN OUR LIVES? written and posted by Syd Alrruhi

~FORUM~

All original member writings and shared articles are clearly demarcated. Visit https://www.lightforcenetwork.com/forum for All Forums OR visit the Homepage.

POPES AND SORCERY posted by Spectre

THE MYTHS THAT KEEP US FROM LOVE posted by Brother Jerome

~TOP THREE~

THE PSYCHOLOGY OF THE TRICKSTER posted by Jester

HOW THE DJINN GOT IN THE BOTTLE posted by Shazaam

ARISTOTLE THE ALCHEMIST posted by Now What

*POPULAR ARCHIVED FORUM*

CAN ANGELS SIN? posted by Rabbi Les Leichman

V ALID REASON WHY THE ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH NEEDS TO SANCTION AN OFFICIAL EXORCISM posted by Paranorman

HOW TO CHOOSE A LUCKY BUSINESS NAME posted by The Fool

SPECIALTY BLOG ROOMS

ASTRO BLOG

RULERS written by Skywriter

USING EARTH IN A NATAL CHART written by Skywriter

*POPULAR ASTRO-BLOGS*

THE CHART OF KARMA written by Skywriter

THE 7 RAYS CHART written by Skywriter

RUNIC ASTROLOGY written by Skywriter

ASTROLOGY AND THE PARANORMAL written by Skywriter

Visit the ASTRO BLOG SECTION:

https://www.lightforcenetwork.com/astro-blog

Visit the SOLARIUM:

https://www.lightforcenetwork.com/solarium

PARANORMAL BLOG

THE DILGERT HOUSE posted by SpectreCollector

MASQUERADE posted by SpectreCollector

*POPULAR PARA-BLOGS*

THE CURSE posted by SpectreCollector

PSYCHOMANTEUM posted by SpectreColledtor

RALPH SARCIE - DEMONOLOGIST posted by SpectreCollector

MELON HEADS posted by SpectreCollector

WAS BATHSHEBA SHERMAN ACTUALL A WITCH? posted by SpectreCollector

Visit the PARANORMAL BLOG Seciton:

https://www.lightforcenetwork.com/paranormal-zone

KARMA BLOG

THE KARMIC CYCLE posted by Kartr

KARMA CHANGING MANTRAS posted by Kartr

*POPULAR KARMATICA BLOGS*

KARMA: WE ARE WHAT WE DO posted by Kartr

DREAMS AND KARMA posted by Kartr

DO NOT FEAR KARMA, USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE posted by Kartr

KARMIC DEBT NUMBERS ... 13 14 16 19 posted by Kartr

KARMA OF LOATHING posted by Kartr

Visit the KARMATICA Section:

https://www.lightforcenetwork.com/karmatica

ALCHEMYSTO BLOG

GOLD AND ALCHEMICAL HEALING posted by Rabilis the Alchemist

HUMAN ALCHEMY: THE ART OF THINKING posted by Rabilis the Alchemist

ALCHEMY OF SOUL posted by Rabilis the Alchemist

*POPULAR ALCHEMYSTO BLOGS*

MENTAL ALCHEMY: HOW TO CHANGE YOUR EXPERIENCE OF REALITY posted by Rabilis the Alchemist

THE ALCHEMY OF HAPPINESS posted by Rabilis the Alchemist

THE SPIRITUAL ALCHEMIST AND THE COSMOS posted by Rabilis the Alchemist

AL KIMIYA: ARABIC ALCHEMY posted by Rabilis the Alchemist

ASTRO ALCHEMIST posted by Rabilis the Alchemist

GERMAIN THE ALCHEMIST posted by Rabilis the Alchemist

Visit the ALCHEMYSTO section:

https://www.lightforcenetwork.com/alchemysto

MYTH & LEGENDS BLOG

MIRACLE AT TUMWATER CREEK posted by Judah Prefarious

LEGENDS OF CAPTAIN KIDD'S TREASURE posted by Judah Prefarious

* POPULAR MYTHOS BLOGS *

THE GREAT MOON HOAX posted by Judah Prefarious

FOLKLORE OF THE SEVENTH SON - posted by Judah Prefarious

THE 28 FIRES OF ODON - A DOCUMENTED LEGEND - posted by Judah Prefarious

MYTHOLOGY OF THE ZODIAC - posted by Judah Prefarious

Visit the MYTHOS SECTION:

https://www.lightforcenetwork.com/mythos

Log In

Create Account

Request New Password

ACADEMIA LIBRARY

THE ATHENAEUM

MEMBERS ONLY
CREATE AN ACCOUNT

LFN MEDIA

(CLICK IMAGE OR TITLE)

SOLARIUM ASTROLOGY

(CLICK LINKS)

Solarium Archive

Astro Blog

PARANORMAL ZONE

(CLICK IMAGE TO ENTER)

KARMATICA

YOUR KARMIC JOURNEY

(CLICK IMAGE TO ENTER)

ALCHEMYSTO

(CLICK IMAGE TO ENTER)

MYTHOS

MYTHS & LEGENDS

(CLICK IMAGE TO ENTER)

PONDERINGS FORUM

WHAT'S YOUR VIEW?

ANTARA - Manager: “The role of genius is not to complicate the simple, but to simplify the complicated.” ― Criss Jami2 days 21 hours ago

BRENCIS CYRUS -...: “Never open the door to a lesser evil, for other and greater ones invariably slink in after it.” ― Baltasar Gracian2 days 21 hours ago

INDIA - Exec. Admin.: "Listen to others; yet do not listen. If your mind gets stuck in their problems, not only are they miserable, but you also become miserable.” ― Sri Sri Ravi Shankar2 days 21 hours ago

LOGOS - Overseer: “For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.” ― Carl Sagan2 days 21 hours ago

Vulcan: “No one rules if no one obeys” ― David Icke1 week 21 hours ago

Aquarius Rising: “There is no real ending. It’s just the place where you stop the story.” ― Frank Herbert1 week 21 hours ago

Nomad Spirit: “Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are.” ― Benjamin Franklin1 week 22 hours ago

SHABDA - Preceptor: "The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion." - Thomas Paine1 week 1 day ago

All shouts

LFN READING CORNER

Free Reads

Read and download books for free:

http://www.holybooks.com/

~*~

BUDDHA IN BLUE JEANS

https://www.holybooks.com/wp-content/uploads/Buddha-in-Blue-Jean.pdf

Buddha in Blue Jeans – An Extremely Short Simple Zen Guide To Sitting Quietly and Being Buddha is a universal guide to the meditation practice of sitting quietly and being yourself. Tai Sheridan is a Zen priest in the Suzuki Roshi Lineage. His poetry transforms ancient Zen and Buddhist classics into accessible and inspirational verses. He has affiliated with San Francisco Zen Center, Berkeley Zen Center, Dharma Eye Sangha, Zen Heart Sangha, and the Shogaku Zen Institute.

_____________

THE SECRET ADAM

https://www.holybooks.com/wp-content/uploads/The-Secret-Adam-A-Study-of-Nasoraen-Gnosis.pdf

The Secret Adam – a Study of Nasoreaen Gnosis by E. S. Drower takes us deep into the pre-Christian spirituality of the ancient Persia. Still today there are remnants of the Mandaeans (“Gnostics“) also known as Sabaeans in Iraq who among others had a tradition of baptism. Their knowledge is historically accessible through a vast amount of scrolls. In The Secret Adam, E. S. Drower outlines the history of the people, their thoughts and secret knowledge.

___________

MAGIA NATURALIS - NATURAL MAGIC

https://www.holybooks.com/wp-content/uploads/Natural-Magick.pdf

Magia Naturalis (natural magic) is the main work of the Neapolitan scholar Giambattista Della Porta, first published in 1558 in four books and then in 1586 in twenty books. It is the compilation of fantastic phenomena and beliefs he collected during his life and that he has tried to wrest from the divinatory magic by giving them a naturalistic justification or by legitimizing them by classic literary references. The first edition of Magia Naturalis dates from 1558 in Naples (then Antwerp in 1560), while Della Porta was only twenty-three years old. From an early age, with the help of his preceptors, he hunts for surprising, wonderful, and even miraculous facts, to review them in order to tear them away from popular superstition and put them back to their proper place within the natural philosophy. The Magia Naturalis is not a book of magic spells but merely an anthology of natural wonders written at a time when science was still in its infancy.

~ * ~

FRINGE KNOWLEDGE FOR BEGINNERS

https://montalk.net/files/fringeknowledgeWEB.pdf

Fringe Knowledge for Beginners - Sequential overview of our situation regarding metaphysics, cosmology, human origins, aliens, the Control System, the Shift, and how to empower ourselves spiritually.

~*~

RECOMMENDED

METAPHYSICAL BOOK PUBLISHERS

Llewelyn

http://www.llewellyn.com/

Goodreads

https://www.goodreads.com/shelf/show/metaphysical

THOUGHT-PROVOKING SITES

Welness

https://www.namahjournal.com/

Alchemy

https://themodernalchemistchannel.wordpress.com/

Metaphysics

http://www.indotalisman.com/

Mind & Spirit

https://jerryfabyanic.com/

Realms

http://www.multidimensionalman.com

Universal

https://www.newdawnmagazine.com/

http://montalk.net/

Yoga

https://www.yogaflavoredlife.com/

Runes

https://knightsofrunes.godaddysites.com/

Unique Angel Art

https://www.angelarium.net

Metaphysical Art

MARC EDEN

https://www.facebook.com/7thDimensionalArt

https://seodraw.com

Joyous Voices

CUSTOM MEMBER READ

http://www.lightforcenetwork.com/shabda-preceptor/6-karma-law-cause-and-effect-%C2%A92014-matt-sharpe

(Members Only View)

~*~

Click the link to read:

POETRY BY MIKEY

https://www.lightforcenetwork.com/system/files/Poetry%20by%20Mikey.pdf

(Members Only View)

PROTECTION

LFN is etherically protected by Realm Warriors from all walks of life, professions and belief systems. If you would like to offer your services to upholding site standards please visit our special member only group: https://lightforcenetwork.com/group/lfn-guardians

~OUR WORLD~

SHAMAN ETHICS

This is the Earth, healed again, growing green and blue. I want you to remember this exactly as it is,
and then go and tell the people that if enough of us hold this image in their minds, we can heal the Earth and make it like it was a long time ago. - Grandfather Rolling Thunder - Cherokee Medicine Elder

SHAMAN DIRECTORY

Find our Shaman Listing on the Council Page

https://lightforcenetwork.com/staff-rules-and-community

DRUID PRAYER OF PEACE

Grant, O Spirit, Thy protection;

And in protection, strength;

And in strength, understanding;

And in understanding, knowledge;

And in knowledge, the knowledge of justice;

And in the knowledge of justice, the love of it;

And in that love, the love of all existence;

And in the love of all existence, the love of Spirit

Spirit and all Goodness

WWW.ANGLESEYDRUIDORDER.CO.UK

_______________________________

RECOGNITION

LFN is once again delighted to accept recognition award badges from the Nouvous Foundation, Global Spirit Ministries, Astro-Earth Synthesis Institute, Net Tomes Meta, Astro-Write Science Institute And Universal Ethics Worldwide for 2024. Please contact Dr. Tagore on site for NF, GSM and Dr. Bhaglani for AESI and Dr. Arati Mishra for Net Tomes Meta, Astro-Write Science Institute and UEW for more information about these private organizations.

BE CREATIVE!

Share your original thoughts, writings, videos and artwork on LFN. It will be seen worldwide.