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Homer Simpson’s Mini Guide To Buddhism

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KEYWORDS: PARTNERSHIPS, INDIVIDUALITY, EQUALITY

Virtues: Giving and Receiving and Mutual Affection

Daily Theme: GEBO is known as the Rune of RELATING. Maintaining your individuality is a joy of life no matter what circumstance you find yourself - love relationship, marriage, friendship, business or family. For any union to work out with equity each player must be him or her “self.” This type of separateness brings about the ultimate unity which is freedom. The essence of this Rune also concerns one's connection to the Divine and one's sense of charity and helping others. Gebo may be asking you to give to someone who is truly in need at this time. Conversely, if it is your situation that is in need of assistance, help may be on the way. Gebo reminds us that if we do our part and remain connected to the flow, the cosmos joins us in ourselves and our partnerships, strengthening the one to solidify the other.

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CONTEMPLATION STATION
With Alan Oken

MESSAGE FOR SPRING

It is said that our greatest challenge individually and collectively is to create channels for the Soul’s expression in our daily lives. As we create these avenues for the outer expression of inner life, we also consciously co-create our own destinies.

In the process of reorientation to the new archetype, ask yourself if you are experiencing any of the following:

Consistently seeking methods of self-improvement that give you a feeling of greater wholeness.
Expressing interest in methods and/or processes which serve to heal other people from negative and addictive patterns.
Becoming increasingly aware of others outside of your immediate family and/or social circle.
Finding it easier to relate with people connected to you through similar belief or ideological systems.
Becoming exhausted (emotionally or mentally) by civic, social, or spiritual activities that at one time used to be enjoyable or at least tolerable. Do these activities represent a distinct drain on your vitality?
Increasingly finding yourself attracted to love and less attracted by desire OR are experiencing a conflict between the two and trying to unite them.
Growing increasingly dispassionate, detached and discriminating. Does sometimes his make you feel guilty, fearful or at a loss?
Definitely searching and maybe even finding a greater purpose for your life’s energies. Is “service” becoming an important factor or even a dominant theme in your life?
Seeing through and growing dissatisfied with “game structures” tied to nonregenerative egocentric habit patterns. Do you desire to become more detached from these magnetic traps?
Sensing, perceiving and experiencing another aspect of Love which is more impersonal and detached – one that is unconditionally supportive and demands nothing in return – one that has an attraction beyond all differences like gender, ethnic/religious/social orientations.
Feeling a growing need to be part of a group of people who are working towards these same inward and outward goals.
Becoming increasingly impersonal to all things that are personal and increasingly personal to all that is impersonal.

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FROST TO FIRE

Inspired by dreams divine

Beyond the tracks of time

Song and rhyme to feed your starving ears

In faith I heed the call

Yet so uninvolved

Questions unresolved, too deep and high

From frost to fire

I'll leave, your desire at the door

No more

Lives to wait

In time, I'll lose all designs

And nothing left undone

Never again

To "speak in tongues"

And if you've lost sight of sacred ground

The key may still be found

In your heart

If you've the strength to look there

From frost to fire

I'll leave your desire at the door

No more

Lives to wait

In time, I'll lose all designs

And nothing left undone

Never again

To "speak in tongues"

To see with sight of closed eyes

The visions of the wise

Can come as no surprise

The trumpet sounds...

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