Submitted by JR on
(Parody for comic effect – hum to Gangsta’s Paradise if it pumps your grid)
As I walk through the cyber maze and fathom its depth
I take a look at my foes and see there’s some left
Cuz I been spamming and trolling forever so long
Even my shrink thinks my fried brain is gone
Never met anyone who didn’t deserve it
I’ll treat you with vengeance and everyone will hear it
You better watch how you be walkin’ and shakin’ that talk
Or you and your rap will be drownin’ in your balk
I’m lovin this trip and will never shut up
Lost in a daze you’ll never know w‘sup
I’m the kinda’ bro everyone wants to be
Too bad for you, you can’t be like me
We all been spendin’ all our lives living in a Spammer’s Paradise
We all been spendin’ all our lives living in a Spammer’s Paradise
You be livin’ all your life surfing the Spammer’s Paradise
You be livin’ all your life surfing in the Spammer’s Paradise
Every situation you know I will be facin
Not one I can’t handle – my mind is always racin’
You know I am down with my loner preoccupation
Eager for each new target precipitation
I got a higher education pumping up my mind
Ten good fingers shootin’ words at your fat behind
I‘m a cyber gangsta trippin’ on the keys
Bangin’ at your ego cuz I aim to please
You’ll never rouse my anger cuz you be a fool
Your box ain’t got a single decent tool
I’ll dazzle you with my singular slay
You’ll shirk away cuz you ain’t got no play
You’ll never get nothin’ on me
You’re just too slow and cannot see
We all been spendin’ all our lives living in a Spammer’s Paradise
We all been spendin’ all our lives living in a Spammer’s Paradise
You be livin’ all your life surfing the Spammer’s Paradise
You be livin’ all your life surfing in the Spammer’s Paradise
Power is mine and mine is the power
Every minute of the day and each and every hour
You’re tripping over yourself and your words ain’t runnin’
You haven’t got a clue as I be punnin’
You got much to learn at the feet of the master
Trippin’ on your tongue words flyin’ faster
Looks like you can’t
Looks like you won’t
Much too inept to run a confront
Your flat out burnt and nothin’ but a runt
We all been spendin’ all our lives living in a Spammer’s Paradise
We all been spendin’ all our lives living in a Spammer’s Paradise
You be livin’ all your life surfing the Spammer’s Paradise
You be livin’ all your life surfing in the Spammer’s Paradise
You’ll never get nothin’ on me
You’re just too slow and cannot see
You’ll never get nothin’ on me
You’re just too slow and cannot see