One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister was, mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and sent her for it. While she was gone, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, stuffed it, restuffed it with a Cornish game hen, put stuffing back over the top of it, and put it back in the oven.

When it came time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out this little bird.

With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you killed a pregnant bird!!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took my mother two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs.

Warning:

Several shipments of bananas from Costa Rica have been infected with necrotizing fasciitis, otherwise known as flesh eating bacteria. Recently this disease has decimated the monkey population in Costa Rica. We are now just learning that the disease has been able to graft itself to the skin of fruits in the region, most notably the Banana which is Costa Rica's largest export. Until this finding scientist were not sure how the infection was being transmitted. It is advised not to purchase Bananas for the next three weeks as this is the period of time for which bananas that have been shipped to the US with the possibility of carrying this disease.

If you have eaten a banana in the last 2-3 days and come down with a fever followed by a skin infection seek MEDICAL ATTENTION!!! The skin infection from necrotizing fasciitis is very painful and eats two to three centimeters of flesh per hour. Amputation is likely, death is possible.. If you are more than an hour from a medical center burning the flesh ahead of the infected area is advised to help slow the spread of the infection. The FDA has been reluctant to issue a country wide warning because of fear of a nationwide panic. They have secretly admitted that they feel upwards of 15,000 Americans will be affected by this but that these are "acceptable numbers". Please forward this to as many of the people you care about as possible as we do not feel 15,000 people is an acceptable number.

Manheim Research Institute

Analysis: Can anyone tell me where in the world the "Manheim Research Institute" is located? If so, please drop me a line, because I haven't been able to find a shred of evidence that it exists.

This friend was stuck at home with a non-functioning car. He was really hungry, so he ordered Pizza Hut pizza. He told them he'd be working in the office at the apartment complex where he also lived.

Anyway, 1 1/2 hours later, when he called the Pizza Hut they were really irate because they had gone to his (empty, of course) apartment instead of the office. My friend tried to explain and get them to send a new pizza right away, but the manager on duty was really rude and insulting. After chewing out the manager, he demanded his original order for free. All of a sudden, the manager said "Okay, in 1 1/2 hours more!" This was not okay, but this friend agreed, as he was stuck at home and starving.

Exactly 1 1/2 hours later, the order arrived, and this friend noticed the box felt damp all over. He went ahead and ate the pizza, even though it tasted "funny."

Well, the next morning, he felt sick and went to his car to go to the doctor. On his way, he saw a polaroid stuck in the office door. He couldn't believe what it showed: two or three employees in Pizza Hut uniforms urinating on a pizza he assumed was his!

Needless to say, I'm swearing off Pizza Hut. I like my pizza without the "P!"

Whenever eat everything, better check it first, last Two-Day XD was reading book on bed, suddenly she heard noisy in the room.

Her roommate just bought OREO biscuit with chocolate taste from 7-11, before she bite it, she saw something strange in the middle cream, got many small holes with white color, she thought it's impossible that OREO got new product with new taste? Is it the sugar? But how come it's looked like this?

Then she took the pack...

It's correct, chocolate taste, not white chocolate and there's no fruit added in it.

Expired? Still long time.

The pack still very good . . .

Is it possible, the look is awful but actually the taste is yummy?

Finally she opened the biscuit. (Sorry for my trembling hand) . . .

Full of white small holes, look like the spoiled eggs as maggot's nest, so disgusting... luckily my friend's eyesight is sharp, how if she has bite it?

Then we investigate via internet.

OMG... actually there's victim on January, and after passing 1/2 year, we still find same product?

Later, at midnight my friend bring 2 biscuit along with its pack return to the 7-11 shop. But the white spots have disappear, it's been dissolved into the cream.

Quickly, my friend opened the pack and took out another 1 biscuit again, opened and there's full of that disgusting thing.

Luckily the shop staff was willing to give the money back, but don't know when the goods will be wiped out from their rack (maybe the staff who in charge in the midnight shift are busier).

He gave us the reason is: the goods are import product, probably there's problem during the process of shipment.

OMG, one of the giant companies with the huge advertisement, why such problem can happens?

How is the OREO production company? Last 1/2 year the same problem has happened. There's no reason for them to not improving the quality of their products?

For all friend who like to consume OREO biscuit, before bite it, hope to open your eyes widely to see beforehand.

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