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Not everything has to be some kind of profound wisdom. Sometimes you just gotta laugh about life.
Before you criticize you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Do not walk behind me, I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, I may not follow. Do know walk beside me either. Just pretty much lead me the hell alone.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tires.
Some days you're the bug; sometimes you're the windshield.
If you ever feel you are worthless remember you are full of expensive organs.
If you think nobody cares that you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replace you can't be promoted.
Always remember that you're unique just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with two feet.
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and stick in back in your pocket.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, then it was worth it.
Generally speaking, you never learn much when your lips are moving.
Experience is something you don't get it until after you need it.
Duct tape is like "The Force." It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.