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All of us are overdue for a few laughs. Presented here are some of the most humorous Monty Python quotes oddly relevant to today.
"We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally more irritating." – Monty Python’s Flying Circus
(Go ahead and tell me that doesn’t describe the media)
"Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(Where our government is headed after lockdowns.)
"… There's no more work. We're destitute. I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments." –The Meaning of Life
(Socialism)
"But kids were different in them days…" - Monty Python's Flying Circus
(Yeah, they didn't have new math and dumbing down)
"There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong." - Monty Python's Flying Circus
(The great thing about modern medicine is that they never overcharge patients for needless procedures.)
"Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non-existence of God, they have decided to fight for it." - Monty Python's Flying Circus
(Might as well we fight about everything else.)
"She's a witch! Burn her already!" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(It's like John Cleese and company knew about the 2016 U.S. presidential election.)
"Oh! Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!" – Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(Radical resistant groups)
"… It's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet it's maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!" – And Now for Something Completely Different
(Facebook and Twitter arguments - It's the arguing with somebody about what seems like an obvious truth until you're red in the face, and they're still refusing to acknowledge it.)
"Is it a boy or a girl?," asks the new mother…
To which the obstetrician answers: "I think it's a bit early to start imposing roles on it, don't you?"–The Meaning of Life
(Gender Fluidity)
"There are a great many people in the country today, who through no fault of their own, are sane."– Monty Python's Flying Circus
(And remember, these were lines written before recent party divisions.)
"Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who."– Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(Aftermath of the current election)
"I'd like to complain… about people who constantly hold things up by complaining about people who complain. It's high time something was done about it!"– Monty Python's Flying Circus
(Congress)
Quotes from various internet sources.
Posted for humorous purposes only.
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