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The Runes constitute one of the most ancient forms and means of divination. Used in concert with the daily nature of the Moon, the Ancients discovered the perfect guide for personal conduct and timely action.

-NOVEMBER 8, 2024-

EHWAZ

KEYWORDS: PHYSICAL MOVEMENT, SPIRITUAL TRANSITION

Virtues: Speed, Loyalty

Daily Theme: EHWAZ is known as the Rune of PROGRESS. Improving life via gradual development, moral effort and steadfastness are assisted by this Rune. This could apply materially or simply to the growth of a new idea. Confidence is buoyed so success is nigh. Ehwaz reminds us that after proper reflection upon the lessons of the past (both recent and far) we can turn forward with a lighter heart and stronger determination. If we work with the energy Ehwaz grants we can accept the movement with grace and equanimity. It is up to us as to whether the movement is forward advancement or if we lose ground and move backward. Ehwaz is also a rune of awareness. In order for you to appreciate the change that is occurring around you, you have to be aware. To be aware you have to know yourself. To know yourself you have to accept the changes within yourself and your personal movement as you walk your life path.

Today, crystal practitioners and advocates should work with Iceland Spar (Calcite with Malachite) (motivates, accelerates, clear thinking and decision making).

LUNAR ASPECTS FOR RIGHT ACTION: Still a lot of self righteousness floating in the ethers today so stay away from opinionated people who are hostile. Your rationality is woring well, so make sure to strive for clarity when engaging others.Be wary of blurry messaging.

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"A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still."

CONTEMPLATION STATION
With ZOLAR

MESSAGE FOR AUTUMN

Most People spend 90% of their time doing what other people want them to do instead of what they want to do themselves. Most people, perhaps you, are haunted by self-destructive feelings they don't understand. These feelings which my frighten and depress you, for example: the constant fear that other people are somehow better; the fear that you are now, and always will remain, a second-class citizen in life; or the crushing realization that you will always feel poor no matter how much money you earn, and always feel inadequate no matter how great your accomplishments.

Because of two crippling pressures - the constant attempts of other people to exploit you and your own sefl-destructive feelings of inferiority - you spend your life in an emotional prison of a palace. You allow yourself to be surrounded by enemies instead of friends. You accomplish only a fraction of what you really are able to accomplish. You find yourself constantly driven away from the real enjoyments, the real achievements, the real meaning, of your life.

Learn to control your destiny. Study the Ancient Sciences, for this knowledge will guide you through the present age of anxiety and depression. The hidden pathway of nature's mysteries is the face to face confrontation with a starling fact - The fact that all preconceptions, all education, all accumulated materialistic wisdom are unable to acount for the simple phenomen which transpire and transcend the action and interaction of life forces on this planet.

BRUCE KING, The first ZOLAR

A Message About Reincarnation

FROST TO FIRE

Inspired by dreams divine

Beyond the tracks of time

Song and rhyme to feed your starving ears

In faith I heed the call

Yet so uninvolved

Questions unresolved, too deep and high

From frost to fire

I'll leave, your desire at the door

No more

Lives to wait

In time, I'll lose all designs

And nothing left undone

Never again

To "speak in tongues"

And if you've lost sight of sacred ground

The key may still be found

In your heart

If you've the strength to look there

From frost to fire

I'll leave your desire at the door

No more

Lives to wait

In time, I'll lose all designs

And nothing left undone

Never again

To "speak in tongues"

To see with sight of closed eyes

The visions of the wise

Can come as no surprise

The trumpet sounds...

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