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The Runes constitute one of the most ancient forms and means of divination. Used in concert with the daily nature of the Moon, the Ancients discovered the perfect guide for personal conduct and timely action.

-JANUARY 8, 2025-

SOWELU

KEYWORDS: ENERGY, LIFE FORCE, POWER

Virtues: Victory, Vision, Stamina

Daily Theme: SOWELU is known as the Rune of WHOLENESS. Sowelu is a Rune of great power and marks a time of regeneration down to the cellular level. It embodies the impulse towards self-realization and indicates the path you must follow. Although Sowelu speaks of completion and wholeness, he also challenges you to remember that life never stands still. It also speaks of achievement, celebration and connection to others because we are all indeed connected to the whole. Sowelu indicates that your personal regenerative powers will allow for you to continue to grow even after you have achieved wholeness. If it ever was time to seize the day it is today.

Today, crystal practitioners and advocates should work with any form of Ruby (self-confidence, fearlessness, strength).

LUNAR ASPECTS FOR RIGHT ACTION: Control of impulses and feelings is important today. Keep responses conservative. Make an extra effort to understand others.

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"A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still."

CONTEMPLATION STATION
With Master Olan

MESSAGE FOR WINTER

There is an old Viking saying: “It is better to stand and fight. If you run, you'll only die tired.” It seems in these times people are having a very hard time coping with life more than usual. For some every day is laced with discord and strife and for most it seems the world is spinning out of control. People are shutting down more and more. Hating one another because of political differences or belief systems runs rampant and it doesn't look as though it will be going away soon. These are the times to remember who you really are and pull yourself up by the bootstraps and without sounding cliche clean your house with a swift broom. Putting yourself in good order is the first step in fighting and not running. There are None Noble Virtues known to the Vikings - people who never gave up or backed down. Applying these to daily life - your life - can help you stand in adverse times. It is time to do the work.

Courage

Courage is better than cowardice

Truth

Realism is better than dogmatism

Honor

Honor is better than dishonor

Fidelity

Ancestry is better than rootlessness

Discipline

Strength is better than weakness

Hospitality

Kinship is better than alienation

Self--Reliance

Freedom is better than slavery

Industriousness

Vigor is better than lifelessness

Perseverance

Joy is better than guilt

Try It. What Have you got to lose?

A Message About Reincarnation

FROST TO FIRE

Inspired by dreams divine

Beyond the tracks of time

Song and rhyme to feed your starving ears

In faith I heed the call

Yet so uninvolved

Questions unresolved, too deep and high

From frost to fire

I'll leave, your desire at the door

No more

Lives to wait

In time, I'll lose all designs

And nothing left undone

Never again

To "speak in tongues"

And if you've lost sight of sacred ground

The key may still be found

In your heart

If you've the strength to look there

From frost to fire

I'll leave your desire at the door

No more

Lives to wait

In time, I'll lose all designs

And nothing left undone

Never again

To "speak in tongues"

To see with sight of closed eyes

The visions of the wise

Can come as no surprise

The trumpet sounds...

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