Random thought wrapped in silent sighs …

Sounding through the void,

Its pulse beating in sluggish time,

Extirpating the valley of rhyme.

And previously pensile words

That culminated on the air

Hastened themselves to fasten a grid

Flattering the ego, challenging the id.

~Li.R.~

"Random" is only a perception. As relates to thoughts, no thoughts are truly random. Humans think in a connective way. That is our thoughts are driven by other thoughts, things we see, or things we experience.

A day in the life …

How did I get “here” from over “there” while perusing TV channels?:

“CLICK”

News:

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

General News commentaries:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Political Commentary:

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

“CLICK”

Rerun of Sex in the City:

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Virginity is like a soap bubble, one prick and it is gone.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

“CLICK”

Laxative Commercial:

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

? Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.?

“CLICK”

Behr Paint Commercial:

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

“CLICK”

National Rifle Association Commercial”

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

“CLICK”

Mystery Diagnosis

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

“CLICK”

Antique Road Show

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

“CLICK”

Rerun of Supernatural

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

“CLICK”

Silvan Learning Center Commercial:

Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

“CLICK”

Hallmark Commercial:

Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

Turning OFF TV:

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

Turning ON Computer:

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. After all - You're never too old to learn something stupid.